There isn’t a rapper over 35 that still brings me joy and relevant music the way P does. (2 Chainz fans, STFU). That being said, this animated equivalent of his album cover (Mic Tyson) is yet another ingenious way to repackage the Duck Down legend.
The album is out October 30th on Duck Down Music.
Fans can pre-order the Deluxe-Edition Album at iTunes today: http://bit.ly/mictyson
It’s become standard operating procedure, Twitter is here to stay, have something to say? Tweet it. It has also become quite the playground of entertainment for celebrity stalking/watching. Most everyone who has an active Twitter account, follows people, and therefore, has a preferential order of tweet significance. For example, my favorite entertainment value tweets come from Pill [@Pill4180], Copywrite [@copywrite], and Mac Lethal [@mac_lethal]. I know a lot of people are in to athletes as well, Ron Artest has a bloody twitter army.
Now we got Mike Tyson [@miketyson]. The possibilities are endless. I can see it now, Mike tweeting shit to Evander Holyfield [@boxingchampion]. Or perhaps just mindless tweets about tiger dung. Either way, welcome to Twitter Mike, time to tweet our ears off.
Boxers and Miss America beauty queens, Laker guards and wives, and now football player and a reality tv star; some things are doomed to end in a train wreck. I have nothing but scathing vile to spit on Kobe and his moment of infidelity down in the Rockies, that goes the same for what ever Magic was doing. But Mike Tyson was framed I tell you! The affidavit stated that the beauty queen who Tyson was convicted of raping agreed to go up to his hotel room. So unless you buy the notion she was down to get her backgammon on or perhaps just a friendly back rub, Tyson was destined to come out of that hotel room with the Scarlet Letter.I would proudly wear a “Free Mike Tyson” shirt, someone send me one.
Today the story broke that star San Diego Charger linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested for battery and false imprisonment of Tila Tequila. Apparently after watching the Chargers game and a night of partying Tila was choked and held somewhat captive by the Pro Bowl linebacker. I’m pulling a Nastradamus though, “all charges will be dropped.” There’s no doubt in my mind that Shawne did not do this and that Tila is literally the human manifestation of a tequila bottle, straight trouble. Before you brush this aside as male bravado, go check out Tila’s twitter. You will find that she was tweeting about how drunk she was in her limousine and that was just on the way down to San Diego before the game. These two dumb love birds were tweeting about their upcoming escapade like the world gave a damn, and now there’s plenty of documented proof that Tila was priming herself for an incident with Shawne. Tila for lack of a better word is a celebrity cockroach, she lacks any real talent or look for that matter, yet her slutty commitment to being in front of cameras has got her paid. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is all a tweet hoax, a viral bomb of sorts. We shall see what happens, but my guess is that Tila doesn’t play backgammon.
What’s 50 Cent been up to? Sheet, just trying to get by like the rest of us; tread water in this economic flood. Of course strife is a relative state of agony, and in the case of 50 Cent it’s more discomfort than anguish. Nevertheless, 50 Cent has been forced to put his Conneticut mansion up for sale. Fiddy’s crib is fit for an emperor, snuggled away in the abundantly green Farmington, Conneticut woods. Famously owned and developed by Mike Tyson, Fiddy bought the outrageous casa off Tyson for a cool 4.1 million in 2003. Though extravagant and private, the mansion has been logistically haunted. It has been reported to have cost Fiddy 6 MILLION dollars in home repairs in just under 6 years, a hefty 5.5 million more than was estimated at the time of purchase. This monetary disparity has resulted in a civil settlement between Fiddy’s legal team with BVH Integrated Services, a Bloomfield, Conn.-based engineering firm. After wrapping up the legal nonsense, Fiddy put his pad up on the market. Two years ago Fiddy tried to sell the mansion for 11.5 million pounds, a month ago it was 9 million pounds, today it’s listed at a measly 6.5 million pounds (a Fat Joe). Fiddy claims he’s putting it up because he hates the commute to the Big Apple and doesn’t want to spend more energy on renovations. Sure Fiddy! And the reason I bring a lunch to work rather than buy one is because I hate takeout. It’s ok to admit that you’ve been affected by the recession, frankly it’s outright patriotic, recessions are as American as apple pie.
If you ever wondered what it’d be like to act like a damn child outside a grown mans house when he’s in another country…
One spent his entire career bending ears, the other, well, biting them off. This new Nas joint “Legendary” is featured on the upcoming Mike Tyson documentary “Tyson”. So far, James Toback’s film has been getting rave reviews. I love both these guys, big up BK and Queens on this one.