Hot Sugar Tastes Weird Slash Impeccable

Producer extraordinaire Hot Sugar is one of the most outlandish characters I’ve been introduced too in my years of covering the web. He’s also one of the most talented producers I’ve stumbled across, it’s clear that though the aesthetic vanguard is riddled with chaos, this man dedicates himself to his craft, the dude shits fire. A quick look at his Tumblr page will show you exactly the type of unconventional taste I’m referring to, a quick listen to some of his tracks will show you why May 14th is a day to purchase some Moon Money with some earth money.

Random tidbit about this cover, via Hot Sugar, “the texture for the word Hot on Moon Money is my grandparents’ tombstone ^__^”

And here’s one of the most NSFW videos in the history of YouTube (after the jump of course.)

David Lynch Shocks No One With Music Video (NSFW)

Yes, David Lynch dropped a solo album last year. This music video is the first one off the album, however, not the first video he has directed. He directed Moby’s “Shot In The Back Of The Head” video a couple years ago. (Peep that after the jump)

One last thing, I absolutely love how age polarizing this kind of material is. #1 comment on YouTube for this video:

TIA: This Is Antwoord

Die Antwoord: Straight From The Horse’s Piel

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Great short film about South African musical phenomenon Die Antwoord. We done introduced you and covered a live event. FYI, the video contains some naked action and some F-bombs, so it’s classic NSFW material.

ZIF Video Of The Week: Necro – I Wanna F*ck [uncut]

Necro is one smutty dude, and boy is he committed to staying out of the mainstream. I often wonder where he finds his video “vixens”, clearly not the typical Craigslist casting calls. And what would the ad say if it was a casting call anyways? Perhaps something like:

Sexy models needed for upcoming music video shoot assignment in Downtown Brooklyn. MUST be comfortable wearing scantily clad clothing. Must be at least 21 or older and at least 5’6” in height and ready to die and then fuck.

Video Download: Necro – I Wanna Fuck [avi]

Rihanna Actuality

Too often we forget the simple fact that our favorite stars and celebrities eat, shit, and sleep just like us. This convenient state of ignorance leads to conditions of shock and awe when stars are revealed to be every bit as human as you and me, or your hot cousin for that matter. The Paparazzi are labelling incidents like this one featuring Rihanna as “accidents”, as in, she accidentally forgot for a second that it was her duty to perpetuate the physical lie that is her label created brand. Well fuck that, show your cottage cheese with pride Rihanna, everyone in my camp would hit it. And that’s really real!

Putting Your Best Tweet Forward

Twitter has become a public social forum for dogging on cats. An abundace of tweets have surfaced this year revealing all sorts of speculative drama. Previous ‘dramasodes’ include the Joe Budden/Tahiry break-up, Rihanna and Chris Brown going back and forth, Asher Roth making racist comments, and now we have Saigon pouring his heart out on Twitter to a video chick. Basically Saigon was on a video shoot with this model called Renee Divine who refused to give him her phone number. Saigon was for lack of a better word, floored. Evidently he was unable to keep his emoticons in his pants and went a little hipster boyfriend steez on the bewildered video damsel on Twitter. Check the excerpt of Saigon with his hand all over his tweet:

Renee Divine: THEN @ THEONLYSAIGON WRITES: “See all this could be avoided if we just spoke on the phone.. 8452901403 … You won… Now call..lol”

Saigon: @ReneeDivine hahaha, thats not my number, I wouldnt give U my number remember…. Thats an office phone, not even a cell dear…

Renee Divine: YUP THATS HIS ######…….O WAIT THERES MORE LMFAO @ THIS LAME THAT OBVIOUSLY CANT TAKE REJECTION………….

Scope the wonderful image thread of Ms Renee Divine below, and you can catch the entire transcript of the twit war between these too right here.

Ron Artest Loves Afghan Women (Graphic Footage)

For the majority of Americans, Ron Artest is a crazy fool with a propensity to put his foot in his mouth and his fist in your face. But they don’t know Ron Ron like we do! He’s a politically empathetic man with a platform to do something good for the world, and gosh darn it, he’s doing it. In all seriousness though, the plight of Afghani women is not a comical matter. The topic should be taken extremely seriously, like how Ron should consider a good Beverly Hills therapist, and perhaps a class in political science at UCLA. If you see him walking the streets of your local Los Angeles locale, do what we’d do, give him a good kick in the ass, or ask for a “loan” at gunpoint, or both.

Leastern Shore

LA is so very far from where I am; not only have I never ventured further west in this lovely country of ours than Cook County, Illinois, but I also am a closet Oakland (Fremont?) A’s fan. What other closet things am I you ask, Dave O? That’s for another time an place. Anyhoo, if all goes well, I intend to one day visit the lovely city that houses Los Lakers, Los Clippers, and hopefully some bangin’ Mexican füd.

Where am I at? Why, The Eastern Shore of Maryland! Home of the Delmarva Shorebirds (Class A affiliate of the Baltimore Orioles) Unlike most shitty sports-related columns, I will not be able to provide visual masturbatory fodder to help make my asinine self-aggrandizing predictions and opinions seem more palatable. Rather, I’ll suggest you head over to this very NSFW site (it’s fucking gross, but after a few spins loses all its luster) to occupy your desensitized mind.

So, new BK-One will just HAVE to do (big ups to Molmos & Lexington Steele for the heads up):

Snoop Dogg now goes by “Niggarachi“? Fucking sweet.

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