The apparent need for professional football players to cut a music video, usually with a corny ass dance, is alive and well. In the tradition of the Bears Super Bowl Shuffle and the 1988 Philadelphia Eagles “Buddy’s Watchin You”, Ladainian Tomlinson has dropped the Electric Glide. This is one of those random as fuck entertainment phenomena, I still don’t understand what the mandate of this video is, it’s not selling anything! Weird.
My personal take: LT, if you’re going to shoot a music video which emulates snuff more so than hip hop, spend some of that gargantuan NFL contract you have on a videographer and a better green screen lab. It’s bizarre to even pass commentary on this video, what the hell is going on? Go donate some money to The Red Cross. Gawdy fucks.
Boxers and Miss America beauty queens, Laker guards and wives, and now football player and a reality tv star; some things are doomed to end in a train wreck. I have nothing but scathing vile to spit on Kobe and his moment of infidelity down in the Rockies, that goes the same for what ever Magic was doing. But Mike Tyson was framed I tell you! The affidavit stated that the beauty queen who Tyson was convicted of raping agreed to go up to his hotel room. So unless you buy the notion she was down to get her backgammon on or perhaps just a friendly back rub, Tyson was destined to come out of that hotel room with the Scarlet Letter.I would proudly wear a “Free Mike Tyson” shirt, someone send me one.
Today the story broke that star San Diego Charger linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested for battery and false imprisonment of Tila Tequila. Apparently after watching the Chargers game and a night of partying Tila was choked and held somewhat captive by the Pro Bowl linebacker. I’m pulling a Nastradamus though, “all charges will be dropped.” There’s no doubt in my mind that Shawne did not do this and that Tila is literally the human manifestation of a tequila bottle, straight trouble. Before you brush this aside as male bravado, go check out Tila’s twitter. You will find that she was tweeting about how drunk she was in her limousine and that was just on the way down to San Diego before the game. These two dumb love birds were tweeting about their upcoming escapade like the world gave a damn, and now there’s plenty of documented proof that Tila was priming herself for an incident with Shawne. Tila for lack of a better word is a celebrity cockroach, she lacks any real talent or look for that matter, yet her slutty commitment to being in front of cameras has got her paid. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is all a tweet hoax, a viral bomb of sorts. We shall see what happens, but my guess is that Tila doesn’t play backgammon.