For the majority of Americans, Ron Artest is a crazy fool with a propensity to put his foot in his mouth and his fist in your face. But they don’t know Ron Ron like we do! He’s a politically empathetic man with a platform to do something good for the world, and gosh darn it, he’s doing it. In all seriousness though, the plight of Afghani women is not a comical matter. The topic should be taken extremely seriously, like how Ron should consider a good Beverly Hills therapist, and perhaps a class in political science at UCLA. If you see him walking the streets of your local Los Angeles locale, do what we’d do, give him a good kick in the ass, or ask for a “loan” at gunpoint, or both.