British Cole Is Overrated

#1?

FHM Magazine has an uncanny ability to inject controversy into the valueless task of ranking the “sexiness” of women. Earlier this year they conducted a photo shoot with cooking personality Rachel Ray, the shoot was pretty damn racy, and yet Rachel felt  strongly about FHM’s integrity, and vehemently defended her choice on national news networks. Let’s take a quick look at Rachel with icing on top, before we move on to Cheryl Cole, who according to FHM, is the sexiest woman in the world.

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I must say, Rachel’s legs in that shoot could rival any of her hand concocted appetizers if placed on the spectrum of palatability. Having said that, I find it pretty discouraging that a recent survey of FHM readers has placed Cheryl Cole of British Girl-Pop group Girl Aloud on the peak of Mt. Sexy. I have never comprehended the appeal of a white woman who happens to hit the gym and get facials. Honestly, there is nothing particularly interesting about Cheryl Cole, what is it that FHM readers have exposed themselves too? She even has a single currently ranked at #1 on the UK charts. What is Cheryl Cole’s secret? Shit, last year the #1 position was being held down by Megan Fox, the year before that, Jessica Alba!

I don’t know, seems sketchy, maybe some racialist motivations? She does fit the whole girl next door image, like Rachel Ray on steroids!

I'll take a champagne, and a blowjob at fifty thousand feet please!

Scope the Cheryl Cole photo thread after the jump and tell me if I’m crazy to think that this matron shouldn’t even be in the Top 25.

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A fan favorite in China

In the kitchen like Rachel Ray

Valley of Death

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Tat that ass all night.

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5 thoughts on “British Cole Is Overrated

  1. No. Not that interesting. Being British is part of her charm. The two girls you try to compare her to are yanks. Give us a better comparison quoting British Girls and your argument might just begin to stop leaking. Let alone hold some water!

  2. “I must say, Rachel’s legs in that shoot could rival any of her hand concocted appetizers if placed on the spectrum of palatability.”

    Heard of Photoshop?
    The legs are totaly fake.

  3. “tell me if I’m crazy to think that this matron shouldn’t even be in the Top 25.” Yes. You are absolutley insane. Cheryl is very sexy. Even in the candid non-photoshoped pictures of her she still looks amazing, which is rare for any woman.

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