Christian Side-hug

What would I do for entertainment if everyone in the world knew how to read and was educated? Thank goodness for middle-American rubes. Consider the following video’s hypothesis: when a male hugs a female, both parties may initially believe the gesture to be platonic. But, in truth, it’s really planting the seeds of carnal lust; first a hug, then a kiss, then a 69, then a bloody walrus, then you’ll go get a donkey for all I know.

Peep these Christian rappers break down how to give a hug that’s pious and sans any thoughts of lust…donkeys.

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