If your grandmother was world renowned for her derriere would you speak on it publicly? Personally I’d be uncomfortable with how many spank banks my grandmother had been unknowingly employed by. Regardless, Vida Guerra will go down as the most famous ass ever. I call it that Goldilocks ass, not too big, not too small, just right. Cop Vida’s 2010 calendar on her home page. And some Vaseline at your local drugstore.